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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
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Nov 11, 2009 7:58am Dave F. said:
Just a bunch of non-stop CGI. Absolutely no credibility or logic to anything. I don't understand why they make movies like this. I kept waiting for SOMETHING to make sense, but nothing did. Stupid.
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Nov 10, 2009 1:40pm G.I.Wantthelast2hoursofmylifeback said:
Terrible, terrible movie. As a childhood fan of G.I. Joe I could have done this movie 100x better. I know it is entertainment but easy thing to make it more true to GI Joe could have been done without ruining the fun. Poor effort indeed.
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Nov 5, 2009 1:54pm colton said:
this movie was so awesome. It had it all...it wasnt just all action they had a good amount of comedy some fire fights and so much more...the movie was a tech geeks wet dream with everything from nano bots to accelerator suits and pulse weapons.
- Genre: Action/Adventure
- Running Time: 118 min.
- MPAA Rating: PG-13
- Director: Stephen Sommers
- Writer: Michael B. Gordon, Stephen Sommers, Stuart Beattie, David Elliot, Paul Lovett
- Cast: Channing Tatum, Marlon Wayans, Dennis Quaid, Byung Hun Lee, Sienna Miller, Rachel Nichols, Ray Park, Said Taghmaoui, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agba, Christopher Eccleston
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