Ted (2012)

Ted (2012) Movie Reviews
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Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane, Joel McHale, Giovanni Ribisi

Director: Seth MacFarlane

Rating: R

Running Time: 115 min.

Synopsis: A man wrestles with the lingering consequences of a childhood wish in this live action comedy from Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane. As a young boy, John Bennett wanted nothing more than for his beloved teddy bear Ted (voice of MacFarlane) to come to life. Incredibly, that wish was granted. But now that John (Mark Wahlberg) is all grown up, his boyhood dream has become a nightmare nuisance. Mila Kunis, Joel McHale, and Giovanni Ribisi co-star.

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  • Jul 05, 2012 03:20 am

    Janice said: C

    It was funny in some parts but was slow and the plot got ridiculous at times.

  • Jul 06, 2012 04:21 am

    Dennis said: A

    A very nice, sweet story told with humor,often crude but almost always funny. Great fun. Best comedy of the year. Not for everyone. Some people may not get a few of the jokes but there are so many funny scenes who cares. Go see it.

  • Jul 12, 2012 02:32 pm

    Peneflix said: F

    IN THE LEAD FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR. BUY A LOTTERY TICKET, BETTER CHANCE OF BEING A WINNER. "TED" IS THE ULTIMATE LOSER ALONG WITH ALL WHO VIEW IT!

  • Jul 22, 2012 11:09 pm

    Bruce said: B

    There are lots of laughs, but also several scenes that drag.

  • Aug 16, 2012 02:53 am

    Paul said: B

    Good adult humor enjoyed it for the comedy it was.

  • Nov 11, 2012 10:50 pm

    Jon said: D

    Just horrible.

  • Jan 03, 2013 09:45 pm

    Farid said: B

    Definitely not for the kids. There were some funny moments but also plenty of parts were the movie just dragged. Really a B- or C+, not a solid B.

  • Jan 15, 2013 10:23 pm

    Michael said: F

    This is so foul and predictable that anyone that paid to go see this in the theater might decide to sue the studio. Mark Wahlberg punching the kid is not only unfunny, but revolting. A teddy bear taking bong hits gets a chuckle, if that.

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