No Such Thing (2001)

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Cast: Sarah Polley, Robert Burke, Helen Mirren, Julie Christie, Baltasar Kormakur

Director: Hal Hartley

Writer: Hal Hartley

Genre: Drama, Comedy

Rating: R

Running Time: 103 min.

Advisory: for language and brief violence

Synopsis: Disgusted with human evolution and a society driven by instant gratification and voyeuristic sensationalism, a foul-mouthed Monster kills anyone who crosses his path. When a news crew sent to investigate the Monster disappears, their ratings-obsessed boss sends a guileless young woman to follow up on the story. This young journalist forges an unlikely friendship with the Monster.

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No Such Thing (2001)

JMP1228: Walked thru student union table. Saw table with banner reading "Don't take our birth control!" I was offended. I tried no such thing.
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